What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.