Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Lesbian Pirate Jokes More Lesbian Pirate Jokes

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Legge Jokes More Legge Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'