Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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R Jokes More R Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Legge Jokes More Legge Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber