What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

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What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.