A Sweeping Generalization.
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Sweeping generalizations.
A urinal cake.
Take away its brooms.
She calls the flying squad !
Geurrilla warfare
The Salvation Army.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
The punchline
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.