Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics