Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics