Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

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Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)