Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
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No reception.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
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B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
Purples
Orange is the new Black
There were too many vets.
The steaks were getting too damn high.
GG.
You get to grow old together.
They are still there.
Phantom panes.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
No bad dad jokes.
Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
Now we just have to call him Dav.
