Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
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No reception.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
There was no atmosphere
Altha'or syzygena
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
An old man yelling at the cloud
Because he's Blind Married
Cantaloupes
Because she hasn't got arms !
To make it Fall.
No bad dad jokes.
There's twenty of them.
The steaks were getting too damn high.
It's already got thousands of degrees.
