What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl