What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.