Cal Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Irene Jokes More Irene Jokes

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

Ilene Jokes More Ilene Jokes

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD