Cal Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island?

Malaise-ia

What do you call an Asian that has an extra neutron?

A Riceotope

Bi Polar Bear Jokes More Bi Polar Bear Jokes

What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene