Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.

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What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.