What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.