What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

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What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.