What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*