Gender Jokes

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What triggers feminists?

Genders

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What do you call someone that goes down on both genders?

Bilingual.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

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