Gender Jokes

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What triggers feminists?

Genders

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What do you call someone that goes down on both genders?

Bilingual.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

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How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

Barista Jokes More Barista Jokes

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Bender Jokes More Bender Jokes

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.