When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

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What does Ron Howard ask before watersports?

You down with Opie pee

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.