How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.