How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

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What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.