Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

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What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.