Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"