What's the hardest part about stir-frying vegetables?

You're gonna need a hell of a big wok to fit a wheelchair.

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.