Chinese Person Jokes

What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

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Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs?

A retarded bandwagoner

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

spontaneously

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)