Chinese Person Jokes

What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes More Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Cha Ching Jokes More Cha Ching Jokes

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by