Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why are pills white?

Because they work.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.