How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

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How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!