How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!