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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

India Jokes More India Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Potatoe Jokes More Potatoe Jokes

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe