Injection Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

Tech Jokes More Tech Jokes

What's the most surprising advancement in tech?

Headphone jacks are obsolete.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep