Injection Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.