What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.