What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites