What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.