Exponent Jokes

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!