What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

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What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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What do you call black vegetables?

Collard greens

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas