Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
Because women are always right.
They don't work out.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.