Fro Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

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Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.