Fro Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

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Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.