Chuckle Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

Kinda Jokes More Kinda Jokes

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Ghandi Jokes More Ghandi Jokes

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."