Wrap Music Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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A pineapple !

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A Krismas goose.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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Cos it's tear-able.

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A communion wafer

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Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Go big or go home

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In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

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Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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Clearly, I can see your nuts.

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They mostly wrap.

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What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

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Elf.

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Still moo.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.