What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.