Bad Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Paranoid Jokes More Paranoid Jokes

What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Bad Golfer Jokes More Bad Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.