What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog