How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!