How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.