Long Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Cookout Jokes More Cookout Jokes

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.