It's a long line of midgets!
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Weights
A barbequeue.
R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.
A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
In the punch line
Because he said Punch's line.
Democracy
me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon
They we're tied!
Because mites make rights, not lefts.
It gets buzzed!
A fly's teeny weenie.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
He keeps missing his train
2 years of marriage.
Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)
