Joan Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ?

When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb.

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Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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What did the zombie say at the urinal?

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

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How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal?

None

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.