Arc Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

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What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

France Jokes More France Jokes

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Heroine Addict Jokes More Heroine Addict Jokes

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Joan Jokes More Joan Jokes

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.