What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!