Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

Mad Cow Disease Jokes More Mad Cow Disease Jokes

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.