William Shatner Jokes

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Uss Enterprise Jokes More Uss Enterprise Jokes

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Uhura Jokes More Uhura Jokes

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"