William Shatner Jokes

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...