Uss Enterprise Jokes

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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Because it was the hottest pepper.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!