What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!