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The blonde has a higher sperm count.
The blonde has the higher sperm count.
The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.
Haram bea
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
Partner in crime.
Slow down. Use lube.
He kept pushing her around.
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Cancer
Cause I stepped on it.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Because they were written by women.
Business kept falling off!
Turn toward your side!
Go visit his family tree.
