You have to chew before you swallow!
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The blonde has a higher sperm count.
The blonde has the higher sperm count.
The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.
Slow down. Use lube.
Your partner has to chew before swallowing...
He said he can't elope.
Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
When it's pure bread.
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
Cancer
She swallowed the yellow prick's load.
A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
A horde.
He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.
His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.
I need space.
You Cantaloupe.