Samsung Store Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle?

A Bouncer

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Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

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