What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

How many cats?

One.

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What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

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What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive