What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.