What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

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What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What do you call a group of pigs?

A precinct.

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.