How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!