How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

It's pointless

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.