How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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All the homes there are underwater

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Get in the Karma.

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A ball-point Penguin!

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He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.