How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.