How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!