Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.