Snail Boat Jokes

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!