Snail Boat Jokes

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)