Snailor Jokes

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !