Snailor Jokes

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.