Breasts don't have eyes.
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6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
13 seconds of eye contact.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Under the soap
No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
In the bat-room (bathroom).
10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion
Disoriented.
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.
