Eye Contact Jokes

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

13 Second Jokes More 13 Second Jokes

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Chanel Jokes More Chanel Jokes

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.